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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Challenge From the Midlife Cruiser

One of the funniest RV blogs in Blogger Land is Diary of a Midlife Cruiser.  Nellie, her husband Jonathan and her "stinky butt dog" are traveling the country in their fifth wheel trailer.  Nellie has a really funny, twisted sense of humor and her blog leaves you in stitches.

Today, she challenged her readers to list seven things about themselves that nobody in blogger land knows about.  She threw down the challenge and I've picked up the gauntlet.  So here goes:

                        Seven Things Nobody Knows About Me

1.)  I'm 42 years old.

2.)  In my younger days I did some modeling, I even appeared in a couple of issues of GQ Magazine.


3.)  I was at one time an actor and did play some minor roles on the Soap Operas General Hospital and One Life to Live.


4.)  I played Minor League baseball until a knee injury ended my career.


5.)  I ran the NYC Marathon last year and placed tenth in my age group.


6.)  In  August 1997 I swam the English Channel.



And for number Seven...scroll down...





...are you ready?





Because I saved the BEST for last...




...here goes!












I'm a Pathological Liar!!!!!  Gotcha!!!!


Hope this brought a smile for you on a  wintry January day.

15 comments:

  1. Half way through I knew there was going to be some sort of lie involved...you had me until the possibly number 3, no 2, no 3...

    Blogger land knows EVERYTHING about us...and if you buy that, let me sell you something else!

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  2. You had me at 'I'm 42'...I thought, wow, you retired YOUNG! ;)

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  3. good one..I see you found something to write about today!..thanks for the laugh!

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  4. Your nose didn't look the same as that guy on GQ! Ha! So you lost me there...

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  5. Like I said yesterday...you always make us SMILE!!

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  6. ahahahahahah

    Brenda Brown

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  7. Paul, That made me laugh! Thanks. Not that you couldn't have done some of those things! Thanks for your support of late. Much appreciated.

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  8. I was sayin', "Yea, right, whatever from the start!"
    How hilarious! You win the prize tonight for funniest post!

    Blessings, Kathy
    http://seashellsandoveralls.blogspot.com

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  9. Very funny - but I knew you were lying at #1 - how could you have grandchildren that old if you were 42!

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  10. I'm a sucker I was just growing more and more amazed at WHAT A LIFE! Very very funny for sure.
    And I totally agree about Nellie's blog.

    Sitting here in Virginia too in 35 degree weather with 25 mph winds and wishing I was on the road.

    Soon soon I keep telling myself.

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  11. I recognized the fabrications right away, now I know the condition :)

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  12. Whew that Marti sure caught herself one snappy dressing dude!

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    Karen and Steve
    (Our Blog) RVing: Small House... BIG Backyard
    http://kareninthewoods-kareninthewoods.blogspot.com/

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  13. okay, I admit it. I fell for it hook, line and sinker! I was thinking what an interesting life you had!

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  14. You loser butthead (I'm talking about myself)! I'm about the dumbest blonde with brown hair you'll ever meet. I kept thinking wow, cool, huh? really??? ok, if it's written, it must me true.

    You my friend are a butt lick and I'm not amused by your pathological lies. Now your nose is gonna grow. My mom said that's what happens, so it must be true!

    And you think **MY** sense of humor is twisted. Humf!

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  15. The whole time I was thinking "Oh my god, me too!" until I realized that it was all a sham. ;-)

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